What I did this weekend

We, Allen and I, planned on going to San Mateo last Sunday, but the bus we got on suddenly changed its mind and went the other direction. Then the driver changed into an evil warlock who casted a sleeping spell on all the passengers. I tried to resist but he was just too powerful! When we all woke up, we saw ourselves in the gates of splurge temptation which is popularly known as Mall of Asia. The warlock then left us there with no food, no water, no shelter. So we decided we have to buy it ourselves. lol.

A small payment for learning about boys.

Zombies attacked us when we watched Resident Evil Afterlife 3D. The awesomeness of Milla Jovovich is way past beyond even Professor Xavier's comprehension and that is saying something. After making sure we were still alive, we took a stroll in Bayside where lots of mediocre couples, (who consider it romantic to get splashed right in the face of water from the sea where junk from all over float), gather. Low-class cosplayers go there as well to strut their stuff when they actually look sadder than the sea.

A small warning. Never eat at Slammer Burger. They serve junk (a product of the sea probably lol kidding. they serve hamburgers which are still malansa and chicken which made me wonder if it really is chicken or just colored chunks of wood.). Their place is full of dirt. They have four employees, who are neither friendly nor good-looking, who keep people from going inside which might actually be a good thing since their place smells like grease. We were unlucky enough to stumble upon their store because all restaurants are full and we were dying of hunger.

When we were tired because of all the misfortunes that happened throughout the day, the warlock bus driver came to fetch us to take us back. I can't think of a better ending more enticing than a soft bed and internet, and Allen treating me like a princess doing whatever I say. <3

edit: I really have to mention na yung ate sa Slammer Burger medyo na-shock yata when I asked for ice cold water instead of soda. Is water such a confusing concept? She gave me bottled water na walang kalamig-lamig kahit konti. Die, you.