Found on Facebook:

Symptoms of certified single:

-palagi nasa bahay
-panalo ang social life
.-hayop sa tulog
-gadget addict
-gm ng gm ng quotes
-palagi bagong hair cut
-tumataba
-porma to the max
-mukhang happy kahit hindi

 Hmm.. I must express my dissent. Most of these defines me but I'm certainly not single.

Anyway, I know nobody cares. haha.